The Chinese part of the essay is written by Google Translate and ChatGPT.
Parts of the essay have been copied verbatim from the sources mentioned at India Today.
The jokes are mine. Unless you think they’re not funny. Pravda!
Sometimes the jokes sort of just write themselves into being. Somewhere along the way Mossad and MSS got so fascinated with their naming similarities that audaciaousness appeared. The jokes are pretty funny, if somewhat juvenile. Nvidia of course has the prestigious DIA for the Defense Intelligence Agency within the name. Le is often a code name for Le Carre, a famed spy writer and also a code name for Langley. And both Lola and Leila are Eric Clapton’s inventory. Alice is of course a reference to Alice In Wonderland or Alice through the Looking Glass. And Looking Glass a reference to the appliance maker LG or Life’s Good. Or GL which is synonymous with Good Luck and General Ledger. I mean we could make these chain of associative reasoning as pattern finding all night. And wake up refreshed, relaxed and ready to go the next morning.
Among the threads we have been outlining here is the clear jokes that China is playing on not simply the English language but also on word associations while they realize a profound truth about America and Americans: they most of them don’t know Mandarin or Pekinese or even Confucius (considered to be even bigger than Homer and the Illiad) and hence they allowed the naming of the Senate classified agency to be called CFIUS. Given the status of the trade deficit, I highly doubt it was the Senators playing a joke on the Confucius naming. Logically therefore, without any investigations at all, the entirety of the US Congress is compromised given that not a single Congressman or Senator, to my knowledge, has ever publicly and on the record protested the naming of such an important committee.
And the Western Press is still not fully covering the Alice Huang, also known as Huang Le story. There are insinuation while the reader is supposed to collect information on her through their own due diligence. Someone asked me to do so this afternoon and that led me to a story in India Today that has not just Alice’s picture (she’s purty and certainly a Honeytrap).
A suspected China-linked chip-smuggling network has put Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang in the spotlight. At its centre is Chinese businesswoman Alice Huang, whose reported access to the tech boss has drawn US intelligence scrutiny.
The US is probing an alleged network involved in smuggling advanced AI chips to China, with investigators also examining suspected espionage and the possible gathering of sensitive commercial information for Beijing. The investigation has drawn attention to Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang and the company's links to individuals under scrutiny.
At the centre of the probe is Alice Huang, also known as Huang Le, a Chinese businesswoman associated with Singapore-based data centre company Megaspeed. She is suspected of gathering commercial information for China and reportedly had a close relationship with Jensen Huang, according to The New York Times.
But who is Alice Huang, and how did a business executive working in Singapore find herself at the centre of an intelligence investigation involving one of the biggest names in the global artificial intelligence industry?
WHO IS ALICE HUANG?
Alice Huang, also known as Huang Le, is a Chinese national who worked as a senior executive at Megaspeed, a Singapore-based data centre company. While little has been reported about her personal life or early career, her professional position placed her in the middle of the global AI chip supply chain.
Megaspeed purchases computing equipment powered by Nvidia chips and operates as an intermediary, renting data centre capacity to businesses, including Chinese technology giant Alibaba, according to The New York Times.
The company's business model came under scrutiny as American authorities investigated whether firms operating through Southeast Asia were helping Chinese businesses circumvent restrictions on advanced AI chips.
Alice Huang was a senior executive at Megaspeed during the period under investigation. Her position and the company's dealings with Nvidia reportedly brought her into contact with Jensen Huang, the company's chief executive.
According to The Guardian, American officials had previously suspected her of helping smuggle Nvidia chips to China. She was subsequently placed under surveillance.
WHY DID US INTELLIGENCE SUSPECT HER?
The investigation into Alice Huang was closely linked to concerns over the movement of advanced Nvidia chips to China.
The US government has imposed restrictions on exports of advanced AI chips to Beijing, citing national security concerns. American officials suspected that Megaspeed was helping Chinese businesses obtain technology that they would otherwise struggle to access because of these restrictions.
According to The New York Times, scrutiny of Megaspeed dates back to late 2024. A US Commerce Department official who visited a data centre operated by the company in Malaysia reportedly found Nvidia equipment still packed in boxes, raising questions about whether the equipment was being installed at the facility or shipped elsewhere.
The investigation also extended to Megaspeed's business network. Its sister company in Malaysia purchased at least USD 4.8 billion worth of advanced AI equipment containing Nvidia chips and technology between June 2024 and February 2026, according to trade records obtained from ImportGenius and cited by the newspaper.
US officials suspected that some of the chips acquired through the company's network were being diverted illegally to China.
The company's activities also attracted scrutiny outside the US. Singaporean authorities questioned Alice Huang in 2025 before releasing her, according to The New York Times.
The investigation, initially handled by the Commerce Department, was transferred to the Justice Department this year, administration officials told the newspaper.
HOW DID SHE DEVELOP A CONNECTION WITH JENSEN HUANG?
One of the most sensitive aspects of the investigation was Alice Huang's reported relationship with Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang, who is not related to her. According to The New York Times, US intelligence agencies discovered that the two had developed a close relationship while investigating the businesswoman's suspected links to Beijing.
The connection reportedly emerged after intelligence agencies intercepted communications involving Alice Huang and an American citizen. A process known as unmasking subsequently identified the American as Jensen Huang.
Under US intelligence rules, the identities of American citizens may be disclosed through this process when their communications are incidentally collected during authorised surveillance of a foreign target.
The two were photographed together at a bar in Taipei in June 2024, following a technology trade show. The photographs, shared on LinkedIn by technology company NetThunder, showed Jensen Huang sitting alongside Alice Huang and other executives.
They were seen together again in May 2025, leaving a restaurant in Taipei after a business dinner with AI suppliers. According to The New York Times, Alice Huang waited behind as Jensen Huang spoke to journalists.
While the exact circumstances and beginning of their relationship remain unclear, these encounters became significant after American intelligence agencies examined her alleged activities and connections.
WHY DID HER CONNECTION WITH NVIDIA'S CEO RAISE ALARMS?
The concerns surrounding Alice Huang went beyond her association with a company suspected of helping Chinese businesses obtain restricted technology.
Jensen Huang is among the most influential figures in America's artificial intelligence industry. Nvidia's advanced chips are central to the development of AI systems, making the company a key player in the US effort to maintain its technological advantage over China.
He has also emerged as an important interlocutor for the Trump administration on technology, manufacturing, jobs and national security.
According to The New York Times, American intelligence officials were concerned that Alice Huang could have obtained information about Nvidia's business plans through her interactions with its CEO. There were also questions about whether such interactions could have given Beijing insights into Trump's thinking on advanced chip exports to China.
The issue was particularly sensitive because Jensen Huang had been lobbying the Trump administration to ease restrictions on the sale of Nvidia chips to China.
The newspaper reported that President Donald Trump was briefed on the intelligence findings about a year ago. However, officials did not believe that Jensen Huang knew that the businesswoman was allegedly gathering information for Beijing.
According to people familiar with the surveillance cited by the newspaper, Jensen Huang has not received a defensive briefing of the kind US authorities sometimes provide to Americans who may be targeted by foreign intelligence services.
WHAT HAVE NVIDIA AND MEGASPEED SAID?
Nvidia has rejected suggestions that its interactions with Alice Huang were unusual or that Megaspeed received sensitive company information.
In a statement to The New York Times, Nvidia spokesperson John Rizzo said that meetings with customers were a routine part of the CEO's responsibilities.
"Jensen's interactions with Ms. Huang are not unusual or unexpected. Meetings with customers are part of a CEO's job; Jensen talks with thousands of customer executives every year," Rizzo said.
He added that regional cloud customers such as Megaspeed received ordinary business information, not sensitive Nvidia trade secrets or information relevant to national security.
Rizzo also said Nvidia was confident that the US government would inform the company if it believed any individual posed a threat to American industry.
Megaspeed, meanwhile, said its current leadership was taking the allegations seriously. The company said it had appointed outside legal counsel to conduct a thorough internal investigation and had informed the US government of its willingness to cooperate.
INVESTIGATION INTO ALLEGED CHINA LINKS CONTINUES
Alice Huang remains under surveillance by US intelligence agencies, according to The New York Times. Companies affiliated with Megaspeed have also continued purchasing Nvidia products this year, often through intermediaries.
The developments have placed her at the centre of a wider debate over the movement of advanced AI technology between the US and China, and the difficulties Washington faces in enforcing export restrictions through companies operating in third countries.
For now, the allegations against Alice Huang remain part of an ongoing investigation. Her reported association with Jensen Huang has added another layer of sensitivity to a case involving commercial interests, intelligence concerns and the growing technological rivalry between Washington and Beijing.
NOTES IN THE MARGIN
Here’s more proof that not only is President Donald J. Trump — Batman and Green Lantern — he is also, like me, deeply undercover. The Batman would explain the sleeping on the job and the Green Lantern would explain the flights of fancy.
Proof why Trump is deep uncover agent for America —> According to the report, Trump was briefed on the intelligence findings about a year ago but chose not to act on them. The US President has been reluctant to disrupt Nvidia's chip sales, which have significant implications for the US economy and stock market, or further strain trade relations with China.
It also prompted concerns about whether information obtained through Huang's interactions with the businesswoman could have helped China understand Nvidia's operations. The company is central to America's lead in developing advanced AI systems.
Counterintelligence is also undercover —> According to people briefed on the surveillance, Jensen Huang has not received a defensive briefing and a warning that US authorities sometimes give Americans who may be targeted by foreign intelligence services.
For Conspiracy Aficionados: The disclosures by US intelligence agencies appear at exactly the time when the stock market is in correction. The timing is fortuitous.
HOW THE CONNECTION EMERGED
Photographs posted on LinkedIn showed Jensen Huang and Alice Huang together at a bar in Taipei in June 2024, following a technology trade show. They were seen together again in May 2025, leaving a restaurant after a business dinner with other AI suppliers.
Before 2025, Huang rarely visited Washington and largely stayed out of politics. However, as the administration considered restricting Nvidia chip sales to China, he and his wife visited Trump's Mar-a-Lago residence in Florida to make the case for allowing American chipmakers to continue doing business with Beijing.
Nvidia subsequently donated at least USD 20 million to Trump's ballroom fund, according to the report, while the company pledged to invest USD 500 billion in US manufacturing. Huang was also seated at the head table during a White House state dinner for Chinese President Xi Jinping last month.
Trump approved sales of an older generation of Nvidia chips to China last year in exchange for a share of the revenue. His administration later considered allowing the sale of more powerful technology but ultimately decided against it.
Meanwhile, the Trump administration has rolled back restrictions introduced under former President Joe Biden that sought to limit arrangements through which companies in Southeast Asia bought advanced chips and rented computing capacity to Chinese firms. Officials are now weighing whether to tighten those rules again.
SOURCES
Alice Huang: Nvidia CEO's aide and 'spy' accused of smuggling microchips to China
https://www.indiatoday.in/world/story/alice-huang-jensen-huang-nvidia-us-china-espionage-probe-3029178-2026-10-31
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang targeted in alleged Chinese espionage plot: Report
https://www.indiatoday.in/world/us-news/story/nvidia-ceo-jensen-huang-suspected-chinese-intelligence-asset-us-concerns-3027809-2026-10-29
一点中文元素、一点俏皮巧思，以及大量的“情报”
考虑到我们的中国读者可能比美国读者更熟悉其中一些体制上的奇特之处，我们有必要稍作解释。
以以色列情报机构“摩萨德”（Mossad）与中国国家安全部（MSS）之间惊人的巧合为例。人们甚至会怀疑，这两个机构是不是连办公用品都在互相交换——当然，双方的情报首脑恐怕并不希望我们深究此事。
再来看看“英伟达”（Nvidia）。其名称中巧妙地藏着“DIA”——即美国国防情报局（Defense Intelligence Agency）的缩写。这究竟是刻意为之、纯属巧合，还是出自我们那位愈发“勤奋”的朋友——“联想大师”司马联想（Sima Lianxiang）之手？这就留给读者自行判断了。
“Le”这个词的出现也同样妙趣横生。它让人联想到著名间谍小说家约翰·勒·卡雷（John le Carré）；若再结合一点地理联想，它又指向了位于弗吉尼亚州兰利（Langley）的美国中央情报局（CIA）总部。再加上“Lola”和“Leila”——这两个名字在埃里克·克莱普顿（Eric Clapton）的音乐作品中都占有一席之地——这一番“调查”过程，可比大多数国会听证会要有趣多了。
至于“Alice”（爱丽丝），则带我们走进了“镜中世界”（Looking Glass）——刘易斯·卡罗尔（Lewis Carroll）想必会对此会心一笑。“Looking Glass”缩写为“LG”，这恰好也是那家韩国电器制造商的名字，其口号正是“Life's Good”（生活美好）。若将这两个字母反过来，便成了“GL”——既可以是“Good Luck”（祝你好运），也可以是“General Ledger”（总分类账）；这取决于你究竟是位乐观主义者，还是位会计师。
我们的中国同事“司马联想”对这一发现感到格外满意。他的同僚“张冠李戴”（Zhang Guan Li Dai）——此人最擅长“张冠李戴”（即把帽子戴错人）——甚至提议，这一整套“研究”完全值得专门成立一个国会小组委员会来跟进。
这便顺理成章地引出了“CFIUS”。
“美国外国投资委员会”（Committee on Foreign Investment in the United States，简称CFIUS）——无意之中，它的名字竟让人联想到了“孔夫子”（Confucius / Kong Fuzi）。孔子——其哲学声誉历经约2500年而不衰——若得知自己的名字竟与美国一个负责审查投资的委员会共用同一个缩写，想必会感到惊讶。
批准这一名称的美国立法者们是否意识到了其中的“巧合”，我们不得而知；他们后来是否有人察觉到了这种相似之处，也同样不得而知。
当然，我们并非暗示美国国会存在什么猫腻。要做出这种指控，必须有证据；然而，在这一完全基于语音联想、巧合以及偶尔翻翻词典所展开的“调查”中，证据恰恰是个“碍事”的东西。
我们只想指出：贸易逆差依然存在，各类缩写层出不穷，而那些肩负着维护美国国家安全重任的人，对中文却几乎一窍不通。
或许，我们那位擅长“在没有证据的情况下得出结论”的专家——王无据（Wang Wuju）先生——能为这一切做个总结：巧合并不等同于证据，但它读起来确实饶有趣味。
那么，亲爱的读者，让我们回到爱丽丝、那面镜子，以及镜子另一端那个奇妙的世界吧。
一點中文元素、一點俏皮巧思，以及大量的「情報」
考慮到我們的中國讀者，對於其中某些體制上的奇特之處，或許比美國讀者更為熟悉，因此有必要稍作解釋。
以以色列情報機構「摩薩德」（Mossad）與中國國家安全部（MSS）之間那令人驚訝的名稱巧合為例。人們甚至不禁懷疑，這兩個機構是否連辦公用品都在互相交換——當然，雙方的情報首長恐怕都不希望我們進一步追究此事。
接下來看看「輝達」（Nvidia）。其名稱之中，竟巧妙地藏著「DIA」——也就是美國國防情報局（Defense Intelligence Agency）的縮寫。這究竟是刻意安排、純屬巧合，還是出自我們那位日益勤奮的朋友——「聯想大師」司馬聯想（Sima Lianxiang）之手？這就留給讀者自行判斷了。
「Le」的出現同樣妙趣橫生。它讓人聯想到著名的間諜小說家約翰・勒卡雷（John le Carré）；若再加上一點地理聯想，便會來到美國中央情報局（CIA）位於維吉尼亞州蘭利（Langley）的總部。再加上「Lola」和「Leila」——這兩個名字都曾出現在艾瑞克・克萊普頓（Eric Clapton）的音樂世界裡——這場「調查」的趣味性，恐怕遠勝於大多數國會聽證會。
至於「Alice」（愛麗絲），則帶領我們走進了「鏡中世界」（Looking Glass）。路易斯・卡羅（Lewis Carroll）想必會對此會心一笑。「Looking Glass」縮寫為「LG」，恰好也是韓國家電製造商的名稱，其品牌口號正是「Life's Good」（生活美好）。若將這兩個字母倒過來，便成了「GL」——既可以代表「Good Luck」（祝你好運），也可以代表「General Ledger」（總分類帳）。至於應該採用哪一種解釋，就看你究竟是樂觀主義者，還是一位會計師了。
我們的中國同事司馬聯想對這項發現尤其滿意。他的同僚張冠李戴（Zhang Guan Li Dai）——此人最擅長的，正是把別人的帽子戴到錯的人頭上——甚至提議，這整套「研究」完全值得成立一個國會專責小組委員會，深入追查。
如此一來，我們便順理成章地來到了「CFIUS」。
「美國外國投資委員會」（Committee on Foreign Investment in the United States，簡稱 CFIUS），其名稱無意之間竟讓人聯想到孔夫子（Confucius，Kong Fuzi）。孔子——其思想與哲學聲譽歷經約兩千五百年而不衰——若得知自己的名字竟與美國一個負責審查外國投資的委員會共享某種語言上的聯想，想必也會感到相當意外。
當初批准這個名稱的美國立法者，是否意識到其中的巧合，我們不得而知。後來是否曾有任何一位議員察覺這種相似之處，也同樣不得而知。
當然，我們並不是在暗示美國國會已遭到滲透或收買。要提出這種指控，總得需要證據；然而，在這場完全仰賴語音聯想、偶然巧合，以及偶爾翻閱詞典所進行的「調查」之中，證據恰恰是最不方便的東西。
我們只是想指出：貿易逆差依然存在，各種縮寫層出不窮，而那些肩負維護美國國家安全重任的人士，對中文卻幾乎一無所知。
或許，我們那位專門在毫無證據的情況下得出結論的專家——王無據（Wang Wuju）先生——能為這一切作出最恰當的總結：
巧合並不等於證據，但讀起來確實饒富趣味。
那麼，親愛的讀者，讓我們再次回到愛麗絲、那面鏡子，以及鏡子另一端那個奇妙無比的世界吧。
