Born in America means something.

People are celebrating that the Supreme Court did its fucking job. It simply upheld the 14th Amendment. That’s what I mean Monsieur. You understand, oui? I take away your water, they give you back your water. But it was always your water. Now you’re grateful you have your water back.

If you were a child, and I brought you home some Snickers, you were happy. Then I said no you can’t have it. I am going to eat it. Then you were sad. Then I gave you back the Snickers. Then you’re happy again. Truth and Trust have no value monsieur. Merci beaucoup for listening.

Instead in lieu of the fact Monsieur that it’s your birthday I offer you this video so you can fill your mind with material that is a bit more erudite than singing “Born in the U.S.A.” for the masses. Not that there is anything wrong with “killing yellow rats”…