Just declare victory.
Military Satire so no need to faint. The translation won’t mean anything in this sentence, you have to know the pronunciation, the English call them homophones: I meant feint but faint reminds me of paint.
Stavropol on Google Maps has really great color palettes on buildings. I mean their building paint looks like they took their time, not like other Russian projects Khrushchyovka, Putinka and Brezhnevka. I mean they solved the housing problems, they honored the leaders and they were a “style” of architecture. They weren’t one man slapping their actual name on a building. Anyway, the buildings in Stavropol seem extraordinary. Here’s a few pictures.
Not this, this is clearly just army barracks.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/NSjxK5o8ZjoNvHnx5
Those heaters hanging outside ruin the look, but otherwise that yellow? Absolutely rich and luxurious.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/R2sCVtzQ5f6dKybTA
It’s not just the military that draws penises.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/DYC45uAefGtnUr1AA
That’s a very aesthetic Christmas.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/MVWVk9R1ZbWyERBN9
The blues are lovely. We call our blues as songs and feelings.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/WZho6GQPpw4khmSm7
https://maps.app.goo.gl/3UCdv7AAjrU1pKiP9
Anyway, it would be a wonderful world if the soldiers in Iran’s waters could just declare victory and go home, no? I mean who would tell our dear leaders? That’s when you find out who the true enemy is. Imagine this situation: American sailors returned back to San Diego and didn’t say anything to anyone. They just simply packed up, declared victory and sailed away. Do you think fatso would know? How? Ah right, because the Israelis would call him and say “Mr. President why did you stop the conflict?” Who else? The Chinese would say something like: “Congratulations Mr. President on your victory.” What I am suggesting is nothing consequential, it’s only a joke, in my imagination and a way to save lives. Be honest, does anyone care if one boy from Stavropol out of the 3 million dies from a drone strike somewhere in Iran?
People care about victory as much as they care about the death of soldiers. So just declare victory. And you people who watch me from satellites: I give you my middle finger.
