OPLAN 5077: The War For Taiwan
What? My In-N-Out Burger order yesterday was #77. I thought it was off, I mean no references to AI like #19 or the Pentagon like #101 or the Executive like #47 or to America like #67 or #76. So it makes total sense that there is a plan called OPLAN 5077 for the defense of Taiwan and presumably the defeat of China. Well what do you know? Or whaddyaknow? There is. Cappy showed up with a cappuccino from Kopika on YouTube. Maybe I shouldn’t drink Hawaii sparkling spring volcanic water.
Meanwhile, the Iran War is going splendidly. Maybe it’s an excuse to get America’s missile manufacturing to heretofore unimagined levels so Taiwan can be defended better. I don’t know. Although if my burger order can be co-ordinated to such precision and if reality itself is fungible then I am sure we can win any war we want to, in which the enemies destroy themselves and their own equipment while thinking they are fighting us. However, if that’s the case, then troops become un-necessary and the migrants on Ceuta are probably just AI creations. I mean… reality itself is fungible. In that case, we don’t need to fight poison in our food supplies here in America, we could just imagine we have great health and we all look like movie stars.
Although, I don’t know if you’ve seen John Goodman lately. I mean the guy lost 200 lbs of weight and should look amazing.
Which John Goodman do you like? The guy at the bottom that you run into at a grocery store or the guy in the suit that looks like the late, great Robert Redford? It’s the same guy, isn’t it? A little unguarded moment, wasn’t expecting to be photographed. Looking a bit tired as if he had been surfing the madness… and the crazy.
Anyway, based on that Cappy video of OPLAN, here’s the DRA report that you want to read if you are one of the 900K that will be called in by INDOPACOM.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Bbg_5mgGcrPIrT4j7mLli3YAQ2D8oRSIjl7rXzVNFWA/edit?usp=sharing
FWIW, I am no longer allowed to read stuff, I just scroll things at high speed. Something inside me assures me that they read it. That’s goodman enough. And since at age 55, it’s unlikely I will be fighting in Taiwan, perhaps those of you who will be, ought to read it. Perhaps your parents should too. Before… you know.. before or while you still have the time to read it. Your kids will miss you. So will your wives. And your girl friends. So will America. I mean think of all the wars America has fought… Americans sure miss all those who died or have been crippled. On Memorial Day. I’ll think of you then too. And if you kids ask, did we have to fight this war… I’ll say sure kid. We sure did. Your dad was a brave soul. You should be like him… America needs more soldiers. Do you want to sign up?
Anyway, here’s the PODCAST. A deep dive into this OPLAN5077. Good luck out there.
