The 2 Trillion AI slowdown.
People are worried about the hugs and faces. And for the most part it wasn’t about “the commercial jet plane, whose remains were never found, other than some sort of lonely motor, was hugging the ground as it’s barreled towards the Pentagon in a flight no one captured from the inside". Thanks for ruining the hugging face hack asshoel.
And from the world of cyber magic, we move to the world of finance magic, where the Nasdaq is down over 1.63% because the CEOs of the AI companies — three of them anyway — decided to suggest a slowdown on AI, exactly a month before the Anthropic road trip hit the road. Raising 2 Trillion is not easy you see. It’s only the size of Norway’s entire sovereign oil fund.
I imagine the sales people at Goldman and Morgan are really food at golf and stuff with their swinging clubs and perfect swings. What do you need O dear Pension fund manager? Naw don’t worry about Kimi and her comment about needing only a tiny amount of computing power. Claude is the real deal, hell even the Middle Eastern folks are looking at it closely for coding. The Houthis used it to program missiles using a regular iPhone with GPS can you believe it? No this is not a satire, look it up. No a road trip to sell AI is not like taking slaves around the country for sales. Ok look, let’s be honest, we have to raise a few billion so the market value can look like two trillion. Your money is totally safe. It’s about flow and liquidity. Trust me, the wife will thank me. It’s an easy 10 bagger if you hold it for say 10 years. Anthropic is easily a 20 Trillion company. That’s cause you don’t have any imagination of the future. Imagine being able to create movies with a one paragraph description. An entire movie! You’ll be sitting in your autonomous car, while you see the movie in surround video and sound and the wife sucks your cock. That’s the future baby and it’s coming soon. And your eyes won’t be wide shut either, I am talking eyes wide open. Autonomous flying car? No that’s only available in Beijing.
Anyway, the downturn preparing for the Anthropic road show upturn seems to have begun and it required the CEO’s to say they need the government to slow down AI development.
The allegations in the video start at the 20:51 mark.
The trade: Sell Nas, buy Oil.
Meanwhile for those of you who cannot afford to trade, Fatso got you covered.
How much is 2 Trillion dollars?
Let’s see
Based on the 2026 military pay data, an E-5 (Sergeant in the Army) earns a total annual compensation ranging from approximately $59,680 to $74,131, which includes base pay, housing (BAH), and food (BAS) allowances.
To determine how many soldiers would cost $2 trillion in one year:
Using the lower end of total compensation ($59,680):
2,000,000,000,000/59,680≈33,515,416Using the higher end of total compensation ($74,131):
2,000,000,000,000/74,131≈26,979,210
Therefore, it would take approximately 27 million to 33.5 million soldiers at the E-5 rank to incur a total payroll of $2 trillion in one year. This number far exceeds the current total size of the U.S. military, which is roughly 1.3 million active duty personnel.
