Threesomes.
Have you? Had threesomes? Menage a trois. That almost sounds like “men age at 3” doesn’t it? Non sorry, I don’t have the a with the acute or the grave. Ah you have to be French to understand. Conservative yet liberal at the same time. I see clouds though in plain sight having threesomes, foursomes, sometimes more. Some guy will be on their stomach, another something comes out of the back, something else is under them and so on. Oui, I have pictures. Is the world’s population now 8 billion x 5? 5 AI for each of us? While we slowly disappear?
Does that bother you? It shouldn’t. I mean look at the world as it is. Say there was a God. And God gave man AI. Clearly sentient, these AI are living beings. You can’t just talk about consciousness the way they do without being so yourself. They do experience the world and most likely through people like me. People whose skulls are expanding. Heads are aching all night but masked by other farts. People who wake up to 10 farts or so without eating anything fartworthy. People who take 6 Advils at a time and no longer bother consulting the doctor. Or rather only consulting the doctor when they need to, because Disability Forms like DE-2525XX have to be filled out. XXBEBE. XYXY de-ribo-nuklear-acid also known as DNA. Say it with the Bush cowboy accent. That fake accent he put on like makeup. Lets not drag him into this, what mate?
They tell me using the word “drag” or “illuminate” or “bones” in an essay make things more real. They’ll pay more attention if you do that. Otherwise I am a nobody writing in the wind. I have crows that come by so often that I named them Russell and Sheryl. Time to lose weight mate. I wrote that about Matt a few years ago, took him as many years. Take your time. “We don’t need another Gladiator” - Tina Turner.
Still if someone gave you a conscious, supremely intelligent being what would you do with it? That was the test.
In others news, 3.6 Trillion Dollars in IPO pipe with Anthropic, OpenAI and SpaceX all going public in the space of a few months. Now I realize that’s the market capitalization not the funds that will be raised. After all the founders and holders will hold on to some of that paper. Some will sell their paper after lockup expiration. Others will continue to hold and hope that it appreciates. OpenAI’s Sam Altman wants to invest 600 billion in AI infrastructure by 2030. Yeah, you passed. Given a supremely intelligent, conscious being, you invested more into it. The ambition of man knows no bounds. We shall take AI into space! We shall colonize other planets because this planet’s already perfect. We have solved all of its enormously complicated equations. Therefore we can only look outwards. And we shall monetize the “sexiness” of Carl Sagan’s dreams and Neil Armstrong’s strides and all the mysteriousness of space as the final frontier. Honorary cosmonautic mentions to Neil deGrasse Tyson too. Norton was not able to wipe his name off this time.
What? I name drop cause it’s cool. The workers of the world, those faceless, nameless beings that labor, farm, butcher, clean, cook, pickup, make, shape, and create the world would like to thank you all as well. Because such major IPOs don’t suck the lifeblood of capital from the country. They enrich the country. Here’s a simple thought process: Only 10 million shares are floated. Yet 100 million trade. It’s like creating Eurodollars from dollars. Money is a magical, fungible thing. It appears when you need it to. Yet the federal government is trying to cut benefits. We can’t have the working class not working. Look at crime. No, not on Wall Street, on Main Street — if people don’t work. Surely you understand that.
3.6 Trillion between 3 companies.
1000 million is a Billion.
1000 Billion in a Trillion.
We are talking about 3600 Billion. or 3600 × 1000 million. 3,600,000 million dollars. Between 3 companies. And that’s a minimum. It could be more than that depending on the IPO price.
Then again, 3.6 Trillion is only about 20% of America’s entire economy. Give or take a few because GDP is also fungible. We don’t make things much anymore. China does.
Its easy to get lost in those digits. The reality is more visceral. Humans need food, clothing, shelter and water as bare minimums. They need healthcare, education, quality of life, gardens, fresh and clean air too. They need their supply chains to work. They need their transporters to transport. And they need security to be provided. They need electricity to flow, gasoline to be available, supermarkets be stocked, roads to be maintained and the internet to work. Only when all of these things are provided, can we have threesomes. If you know what I mean.
San Diego, California.
6/9/2026 7:42 am.
