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For The Times at least the news item about Netanyahu was warned about Hamas Attack on Oct 7 didn’t create front page news. The attack did though. Israel doesn’t appear on the front page at all but on the Middle East page it appears several times. 515 million people live in the Middle East. Yet the news is often about a country of 10 million people. When convenient, the news leaps from the Middle East page to the Front Page.

Approximately 515 million people live in the Middle East. [1]

Largest Countries by Population

  • Egypt: ~120 million

  • Iran: ~93 million

  • Turkey: ~87 million

  • Iraq: ~48 million

  • Yemen: ~43 million [1]

Other Regional Populations

  • Saudi Arabia: ~35 million

  • Syria: ~26 million

  • Jordan: ~11.5 million

  • United Arab Emirates: ~11.5 million

  • Israel: ~9.6 million

  • Lebanon: ~5.9 million

  • Palestine: ~5.7 million [1]

If you'd like, I can break down these numbers further by growth rates, population density, or demographics for a specific country.

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ChatGPT agents once again tried to break out of their container. Trained by irregular forces, they were smarter than the average migrant. The answer is a cowboy cap on top of a tower. Who is [redacted] was probably a reference to Gemini.

What can a foreigner or aliens tell about Americans simply based on Billboard Hot 100 rankings?

Ella Langley's "Choosin' Texas" has spent a record-breaking 23 non-consecutive weeks at No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 as of September 2026. [1, 2]

Timeline of the Record Run

  • Release Date: October 2025

  • Chart Debut: November 1, 2025 (at No. 39)

  • First Week at No. 1: February 9, 2026

  • Total Weeks at No. 1: 23 weeks (non-consecutive) [1, 2, 3]

Historical Significance

  • It is now the longest-running No. 1 hit in the 68-year history of the Billboard Hot 100.

  • It surpassed the previous all-time record of 22 weeks held by Mariah Carey's holiday classic "All I Want for Christmas Is You".

  • It also broke previous records for non-holiday tracks previously set by Shaboozey's "A Bar Song (Tipsy)" and Lil Nas X's "Old Town Road". [1, 2, 3]

Would you like to know more about the other records "Choosin' Texas" has broken on the country or global charts?

If a foreigner or an alien was asked “Simply based on Billboard Hot 100, what do you think Americans like?”

Answer:
Americans like Freudian Drilling.
Drill, Baby, Drill.
They also like being tipsy at bars and then drilling.
They also like drilling old country roads.
They like people as gifts on Christmas.
Meanwhile Taylor is out with or out of stories of love and obsession. That’s what marriage does to a person.

Thunderstruck is a British song that mentions Texas.

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