The man from Cairo.

Does Cairo sound Western to you while Kai sound Chinese? Yeah same. That’s probably not very fair to white guys named Kai or to The Bangles who are not from Cincinnati and as far as I know do not play football. Although if you were an imperial Cairen (才人) talent would be the least of your troubles. Paul McCartney is not Irish and a ciaróg is a beetle. This could be a fun sort of linguistic game, far better than scrabble, if you could read the internet in your mind’s eye.