The Mao Suit, Furbies and Panda Diplomacy
That may not have been the message Xi wanted to convey to the Working Peoples of the world. Rise up, his suit seemed to say. America has sent his soldiers overseas, no one is guarding the town, rise up in revolution my brothers, Mao won. Clearly America is in decline, he went on, once again resurrecting Greek mistakes and Thucydides. The Army has a simpler version for cadets: “It’s a trap!” Far more simpler than invoking a long dead ancestor. Must be the scores.
What is the meaning of Yin and Yang? Westerners have been taught all wrong. Y’all think it means balance and shit. It means a turning. At the peak of summer is the hint of winter. Beatles song named “Turn, Turn, Turn” notwithstanding it much more interesting when it’s Chinese philosophy.
Ever since I asked for someone to explain the silence of the flight attendants about the Epstein files, disclosures of “The Furbies” have started to emerge from DC. Tuberville, the patron saint of not promoting officers, has been out front and center. Flight attendants practice fury furby sex. I don’t know if they were trafficked into it as children. Is that why we have Mascots? Whoa, gives a whole new meaning to Disney. stop it bro, stop this train while it’s ahead.
In other news, President Xi has given America two more giant pandas. Or small pandas. The attendance for teriyaki chicken at Panda Express is expected to rise commensurately. No, no these are not Freudian messages. For that I’d have to invoke Page 76 from Freud for Beginners titled “THE SEXUAL HISTORY OF THE INDIVIDUAL BEGINS AT BIRTH”.
“THE NEWBORN INFANT LIBIDO IS UNSTRUCTURED. I CALL IT POLYMORPHOUSLY PERVERSE”.
It goes on to further explain this: “Which means it takes sexual pleasure from the stimulation of any part of its body.
Acquiring specific aim and object needs experience; a complex learning process which can easily “go wrong.”
The specific organs of sexual satisfaction are established on the basis of the EROTOGENIC ZONES.
How long has child abuse been popular in 76?
Since Freud.
Welcome to America, Charlie.
Where were you born, the customs officer in China asks.
America.
Were you abused as a baby?
What? No.
Are you a patriot?
Yes.
Hey Xiao Bing monitor Clarice for uplift.
Can it be that easy, sy recruiting?
It can.
Lots of American kids go to China to study.
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Here’s to the kids on campus who carry tiny furbys in or outside their pockets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuNkImgMkyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcKIoFW5voc
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How about something more uplifting courtesy of YouTube?
At the 2:30 mark, Kennedy describes people running Iran as a “colony of reptiles”. There is also talk of necrotic sex with corpses 2 days old.
That surely completes the Freudian cycle : from birth to death.
